AKS MOLA1 SOME SHIT (Advice and Counseling INSIDE!)

[Glenn]

MOLA1,

I can't keep up with the kids these days and their country music.

My question is this, are these "Big & Rich" guys pretending to be gay, as a goof, or are they actually gay?

They suck in any case, but I've just been wondering.

[Glenn]

Also, do you have a pager that goes off when somebody posts in this thread?

TIA

[Train Wreck]

Also, do you have a pager that goes off when somebody posts in this thread?

TIA

Obviously Not...

Maybe we can chip in and get him one for Christmas?

[UberAlles]

MOLA I WANT TO AKS YOU SUM QUESTSHUNS.

1. Why do Alpacas smell so bad?

2. I forgot.

[MOLA1]

MOLA1,

I can't keep up with the kids these days and their country music.

My question is this, are these "Big & Rich" guys pretending to be gay, as a goof, or are they actually gay?

They suck in any case, but I've just been wondering.

I don't think that it's either. They're fucking amazing! You serious?
Big & Rich are by far the most innovative group I've ever heard.
I'm a HUGE fan. Even still, they aren't as cool as Cowboy Troy.

Also, do you have a pager that goes off when somebody posts in this thread?

TIA

It shoots a quick text over to my cell.

Obviously Not...

Maybe we can chip in and get him one for Christmas?

Just buy me a Big & Rich Fathead if one exists.

MOLA I WANT TO AKS YOU SUM QUESTSHUNS.

1. Why do Alpacas smell so bad?

2. I forgot.

1. You ever smell a dead body? Okay...now imagine the smell of a dead body
burped up by a wild half dog/half llama that chews cud made from humans.

2. Let me know when you remember.

[UberAlles]

I REMEMBER!

MOLA,

2. Does JMax eat babies with a fork and knife?

Bonus Questshuns,

Does anyone call you "Molee molee"? Do they get to live another day?

[MOLA1]

I REMEMBER!

MOLA,

2. Does JMax eat babies with a fork and knife?

Bonus Questshuns,

Does anyone call you "Molee molee"? Do they get to live another day?

2. No, he doesn't know what that is.

3. I don't know what that is. Yes.

[Unibomber]

MOLA--when I go back to school, I'm planning on seeing a psychiatrist because, at this point, I feel like I'm so mentally fucked up that I need help as soon as I can get it.

Whatever you can say that might help me, feel free to say it.

[Glenn]

^that's a tough question to follow, but this one has been bothering me

Do you think that Drexel University should change the name of their sports teams from the "Dragons" to the "Clydes"?

I do.

[Uncle Mxy]

MOLA1,

Jason Maxiell just ate my baby.
WTF should I do about it?