AKS MOLA1 SOME SHIT (Advice and Counseling INSIDE!)

[MOLA1]

You don't have to. It's an ADVICE thread. Take it or leave it.

[Mikey]

MOLA,

What do you think of the song Grace by Jeff Buckley?

[DennyMcLain]

Mola.

If Grizz truly IS that tool bitch neighbor, if I kill him (Chuck Norris style, with the tight jeans and '70s porn facial growth) will it be like the Mafia -- by killing a Syndicate member, I assume his place in the Syndicate?

[Koolaid]

For that, Chuck Norris is going to hunt you down and round house kick you to death while having sex with your babby mama.

That supposed to scare me? Sounds like fair trade.

Let him go to work that girl and be left to pay my seed's bills. I'm sick of that bitch hitting me up talking about 'the baby needs diapers'. I told her freaky ass already, she needs to go steal some TP from a truck stop and stop calling me. Little bastard probably ain't mine anyways. If my blood wasn't all infected and shit I woulda got a bloodtest minutes ago.

[Koolaid]

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

Pull a man's heart out. Passers by will chant "Molaramsugaram" while he's lowered
helplessly in to a pit of molten lava. Of course setting up all of the lava would take
some time, but it's damn effective. An easier way would be to break their neck, but
you wouldn't get as much street cred. Good luck.

Wrong.
The neck was a nice try but i want detail. Nobody can just walk up ignorantly and break someone's neck.

First you spit in their face to blind and/or disorientate (or if in close range a headbutt works as well), then you nose rip with your right and fish hook with your left at the same time while pulling in opposite directions to rip the face, then move to your victim's side, grab an arm and sweep the legs bringing the victim to their knees. Push your knee into the opponents back to create leverage while pulling the arm out of socket, then let go of the arm leaving momentum to push the victim's face into the ground. From this position you jump on top of the victim landing one foot on the back of the neck and the other on his mid-section, and kick as many times needed to the lower back of the head. AKA Eight seconds of Death. Then take his money and get yourself some new shoes, because you WILL need new ones.

[MOLA1]

MOLA,

What do you think of the song Grace by Jeff Buckley?

Don't know the song. Because We Believe by Andrea Bocelli is probably way better though.

Mola.

If Grizz truly IS that tool bitch neighbor, if I kill him (Chuck Norris style, with the tight jeans and '70s porn facial growth) will it be like the Mafia -- by killing a Syndicate member, I assume his place in the Syndicate?

No.

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

Pull a man's heart out. Passers by will chant "Molaramsugaram" while he's lowered
helplessly in to a pit of molten lava. Of course setting up all of the lava would take
some time, but it's damn effective. An easier way would be to break their neck, but
you wouldn't get as much street cred. Good luck.

Wrong.
The neck was a nice try but i want detail. Nobody can just walk up ignorantly and break someone's neck.

First you spit in their face to blind and/or disorientate (or if in close range a headbutt works as well), then you nose rip with your right and fish hook with your left at the same time while pulling in opposite directions to rip the face, then move to your victim's side, grab an arm and sweep the legs bringing the victim to their knees. Push your knee into the opponents back to create leverage while pulling the arm out of socket, then let go of the arm leaving momentum to push the victim's face into the ground. From this position you jump on top of the victim landing one foot on the back of the neck and the other on his mid-section, and kick as many times needed to the lower back of the head. AKA Eight seconds of Death. Then take his money and get yourself some new shoes, because you WILL need new ones.

This isn't the AKS MOLA1 RHETORICAL QUESTIONS thread. If you're going to answer them, start an AKS KOOLAID HOW TO KILL A MAN thread or some shit.

[Anthony]

MOLA1, are you pissed off tonight?

[Anthony]

Whats your favorite 007 movie?

[MOLA1]

MOLA1, are you pissed off tonight?

Not at all. I'm chillin.

Whats your favorite 007 movie?

Goldfinger

[bigdt87]

When you become a famous rapper, will your dope rhymes make references to wtfdetroit/and or its members?