AKS MOLA1 SOME SHIT (Advice and Counseling INSIDE!)

[UncleCliffy]

Mola,
I'm a white guy that wants to get into the rapping biz but I'm afraid to drive south of 8 mile, any advice?

[Koolaid]

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

[OUGrizz11PG]

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.

[giffman]

MOLA - I also have a neighbor problem. None of them like it when I masturbate while peeping in their windows. What should I do?

[bigdt87]

MOLA - I also have a neighbor problem. None of them like it when I masturbate while peeping in their windows. What should I do?

the peanut gallery is laughing at that one.

[Koolaid]

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.

I want to know the most effective way to kill with your bare hands, Not how to look like your hurting someone when you're really just stretching your leg up high in a pair of jeans that are wayyyy too tight.

[Anthony]

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.

I want to know the most effective way to kill with your bare hands, Not how to look like your hurting someone when you're really just stretching your leg up high in a pair of jeans that are wayyyy too tight.

For that, Chuck Norris is going to hunt you down and round house kick you to death while having sex with your babby mama.

[MOLA1]

MOLA, my family is a traditional Roman Catholic family and would like me to eventually live in that same mold. How do I tell them that I'm a Rastafarian?

You aren't a rastafarian. STFU bitch!

MOLA1 -


For the 1st time in my life, i'm compleatly stressed out. How do I relieve some of this stress. This shit sucks.

Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.

MOLA,

Why is it that I have no problems to come to you with?

Because you're in denial. How about asking me why you're so fuckin wack?
Then I would say, you're not fuckin wack. You're just lame right now but
hopefully with practice you can become average.

Mola,
I'm a white guy that wants to get into the rapping biz but I'm afraid to drive south of 8 mile, any advice?

You're Greek. White is not an ethnicity. If you are infact white
and look like Powder (from the movie) everyone would be afraid
of you after bending a spoon or some weird shit and you'd probably
get a tan, play for the Raptors and change your name to Charlie Villanueva.

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

Pull a man's heart out. Passers by will chant "Molaramsugaram" while he's lowered
helplessly in to a pit of molten lava. Of course setting up all of the lava would take
some time, but it's damn effective. An easier way would be to break their neck, but
you wouldn't get as much street cred. Good luck.

What's the best way to kill a man with your bare hands?

I'm sorry, you're on the wrong forum. "Aks Chuck Norris some shit" is just next door.

Molaramsugaram.

MOLA - I also have a neighbor problem. None of them like it when I masturbate while peeping in their windows. What should I do?

Knock on their doors while masturbating on their welcome mat.

[Anthony]

Smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal.

I want my $2.50 back.

[SKelly]

Mola, why do you keep telling me to STFU?