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  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Pharaoh
    I find pool cues come in handy whenever some idiot in a bar wants to fight.

    You can snap it over your knee and have 2 things to hit him with

    OR

    Just smash the cue over his head and again have 2 things to do damage with.

    I like those options.

    Which is why I don't use bottles or chairs or other shit.

    Bottles are only good for one hit and a stab or 2.

    Chairs are too heavy when you're drunk.

    The pool cue? Perfect Weapon.
    They use guns here.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by UncleCliffy
    Quote Originally Posted by Pharaoh
    I find pool cues come in handy whenever some idiot in a bar wants to fight.

    You can snap it over your knee and have 2 things to hit him with

    OR

    Just smash the cue over his head and again have 2 things to do damage with.

    I like those options.

    Which is why I don't use bottles or chairs or other shit.

    Bottles are only good for one hit and a stab or 2.

    Chairs are too heavy when you're drunk.

    The pool cue? Perfect Weapon.
    They use guns here.

    I'm laughing so hard right now....

  3. #13
    I like the cue ball in a t-shirt.

  4. #14
    I heard the 8 ball worked better.

  5. #15
    It does, it's bigger, but you usually have your hand near the cue while playing.

  6. #16
    The ball in a shirt? Just one ball? How small are your shirts?

    A ball in a sock is a great weapon and while fuckers might carry a gun the guy has to grab it before you clock him with the cue.

    Chances are I'll knock your ass out before you even reach it.

    And yes Gutz: Aussies drink a lot of good beer (not the Foster's shit we export) and can fight.

    The cue has never failed me and as long as it has a winning record we're cool.

    Can't dispute a 7-0 record, can you?
    Rise like Lions after slumber,
    In unvanquishable number -
    Shake your chains to earth like dew
    Which in sleep had fallen on you -
    Ye are many - they are few.

  7. #17
    remind me to never go into a bar Pharaoh or MOLA1 are in. I cant handle that shit.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Pharaoh
    The ball in a shirt? Just one ball? How small are your shirts?

    A ball in a sock is a great weapon and while fuckers might carry a gun the guy has to grab it before you clock him with the cue.

    Chances are I'll knock your ass out before you even reach it.

    And yes Gutz: Aussies drink a lot of good beer (not the Foster's shit we export) and can fight.

    The cue has never failed me and as long as it has a winning record we're cool.

    Can't dispute a 7-0 record, can you?
    In a shirt. Put the ball in the shirt. Twist it up,
    connect both ends and you have a fucking MACE. Enjoy!

    Too tough to take off your shoe and all that shit.
    This is quick and easy. Otherwise, one shirt with
    a ball in it and a pool cue in the other hand and you're a warrior.

  9. #19
    I like that - although I don't get out as much as I used to and don't usually take my shirt off before I drill some dumb cunt in the head.

    But whatever works for you M1.

    Good to see I'm not the only guy that can crack skulls on here.

    AG - you've got it twisted all wrong.

    You should only go into a bar if we're there. That way when shit goes down you know you'll be walking out, not carried out.
    Rise like Lions after slumber,
    In unvanquishable number -
    Shake your chains to earth like dew
    Which in sleep had fallen on you -
    Ye are many - they are few.

  10. #20
    I usually don't use weapons at all but if something's there, it's there.

    I usually dodge and then either deliver a knockout punch,
    a nice kick to the face or just break the arm that they swung at me.

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