Sweet new drunken game I invented!

[TK]

Virtual Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Players: as many as you can squeeze around a table, in teams of two.

Needs: a table, chairs, and a shitload of marshmallows.

Teammate A sits at the table, and Teammate B places his face on the table's edge, close to Teammate A, mouth open.

Impartial third party opens up a bag of marshmallows and dumps it's contents onto the table.

Teammate A shovels as many marshmallows he can into Teammate B's mouth. Most marshmallows jammed in Teammate B's mouth in a 60 second timeframe wins!

Should I trademark it?

[Fool]

Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

[TK]

Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Don't forget the spicy broken noses!

[Unibomber]

Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Pssh. Like they have the coordination to fit the marshmallow's into their friend's mouth.

[TK]

Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Pssh. Like they have the coordination to fit the marshmallow's into their friend's mouth.

Therein lies the hilarity!

[Glenn]

Sounds kinda gay to me (NTTIAWWT).

Why not just have them cut to the chase and blow each other instead?

It would happen eventually anyhow.

These are your friends, right?

[TK]

These are your friends, right?

Oh so we're now going to pretend we didn't see each other last weekend?

[Train Wreck]

These are your friends, right?

Oh so we're now going to pretend we didn't see each other last weekend?

Don't worry TK, he does it to me too.

[TK]

These are your friends, right?

Oh so we're now going to pretend we didn't see each other last weekend?

Don't worry TK, he does it to me too.

So YOU'RE his sick Aunt?

[Fool]

Only so they know who to blame all the choking deaths on.

Pssh. Like they have the coordination to fit the marshmallow's into their friend's mouth.

I don't know, I've never had a problem "hitting the target" while drunk.