The "Post here when you are drunk" thread returns (aka "HERE IT IS DRRAY11!!")

[Vinny]

300 is a great movie. Scissor me timbers!

PS I hope you all watch South Park...

Hells yeah, just watched that one this afternoon. Quality.

[Vinny]

I just found out that Kurt Vonnegut died a few months ago from a post in my fantasy baseball league. I must be drunk because right now that's one of the most depressing things to happen in in months (the fact that I heard it in such a setting so late, not the fact that he died which is truly sad...). (And don't get me wrong, it's not like anyone else in my league has ever read a KV book, don't ask why it came up, too complicated....) RIP Kurt.



(Just spent 3 minutes trying to figure out how to make this post make sense but then I realized what thread I'm in so I hope it fits in just fine....)

[Glenn]

Kurt died days ago Vin, not months.

Also RIP Don Ho.

[UberAlles]

RIP to all the hoes Glenn! Don't be a hoe hater.

[UxKa]

Im not drunk yet (its my bday so Im allowed to be drinking this early) but this is the thread where I wrote the long neighbor story so I guess its where to post the funny new neighbor story. Yes they still live there, somehow they settled their rent issue and my mom couldnt convince their landlord to evict them for being assholes. Anyway...

They put up a new fence on Saturday which is in code violation because it is only considered 'temporary fencing', its chicken wire and temporary posts. Today my mom comes over to meet with the code checker guy while he was here. In case you dont know, to have that job you have to be a law enforcement officer and he wears a badge. The dogs are out barking at the three of us. The mom comes out and we just happened to be looking at the dogs because they were barking five feet away and he just happened to be taking a picture of them for records. The mom yells at us, something about they wont stop barking if we are staring and we are antagonizing them. Then a couple minutes later we are in the front of the house and she walks out to get the mail and we glance her direction. She yells at us and says we were harassing her and she was going to call the cops. About ten minutes later the cops arrive, all the while that we had a law enforcement agent standing with us. To top it off, it was the same officer that arrested the dad last year and came the next morning so he knew who the 'bad guys' in the situation really were. After the cop took her statement that we looked at her, the code guy had about a fifteen minute conversation with the officer and he basically ripped up the report. Then the code guy wrote them up for three things, one being the fence so they will have to rip that out. Another code which is just nasty, is they dont throw their dog poop out... they pile it in the back corner of their yard and of course the corner that is against my property. There is so much dog shit there (about the size of a loveseat but not quite as tall) it constitutes a manure pile and you cant have a manure pile in the city.

So yeah, theres my funny story of the day so far. I could go on for a couple more pages about all the run-ins with the neighbors since my last post about them... but the fact that they called the cops on us for looking at them while one of the people looking at them was part of law enforcement was too priceless to not post.

[Fool]

Happy B-day Uxka. I always enjoy these stories.

[Big Swami]

I just found out that Kurt Vonnegut died a few months ago from a post in my fantasy baseball league. I must be drunk because right now that's one of the most depressing things to happen in in months (the fact that I heard it in such a setting so late, not the fact that he died which is truly sad...). (And don't get me wrong, it's not like anyone else in my league has ever read a KV book, don't ask why it came up, too complicated....) RIP Kurt.



(Just spent 3 minutes trying to figure out how to make this post make sense but then I realized what thread I'm in so I hope it fits in just fine....)

Then you'll enjoy this article:
15 Things Kurt Vonnegut Said Better Than Anyone Else Ever Has Or Will

Kurt Vonnegut was probably one of the most soulful writers ever. He had to go through some dark stuff that the rest of us can only guess about, and it turned him into a very powerful writer.

EDIT: my favorite one:

Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind.

[Tahoe]

I am really fucking drunk.

[DennyMcLain]

this is so fucked up. i was seach9ing for the drunk thresd and wrotye drunk and hasd to scroll down to five posts to find this thread. fuck this fucking fucked up shit this her nobody is wasted anmymore so this is bullshit fuck yopu all fuckers. fucking tekila.

[theMUHMEshow]

There are too many damn thread to search through...someone Pm me if there is ont and I missed it...but i startated this this on a few othters...needs too be here..






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