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    Tom Leykis

    Anyone ever listen to his show. I know in Michigan it isn't played until 3 a.m. on 97.1 but it's an afternoon show in many parts of the country.

    I find him flat out hilarious even if I don't agree with everything he says.

    Leykis 101 is Tom's ongoing, on-air, adult education course that teaches men how to get more tail for less money... and, more importantly, teaches women how men think!

    NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?!

    Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

    Don't ask a women what she wants to do.

    Never tell a women how much money you make.

    Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.

    Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.

    Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

    NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

    If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on.

    No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

    Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

    NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.

    Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.


    He may be extreme but as long as you don't take him completely serious, he's pretty funny. Or maybe I'm just a sexist pig? :naka:
    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    I do so love a train wreck.
    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown
    People love train wrecks.

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    When 97.1 was just coming on air I used to listen to him but like everything else he gets old night after night.

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    He can be very funny at times, but he's an egotistical douche-bag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -NoQuarter-
    He can be very funny at times, but he's an egotistical douche-bag.
    Oh, I agree completely.

    Just to clarify I find him funny but I don't agree with many of the things he has to say.

    I laugh because he is a 50 year old bald fat guy who acts like he gets laid by "Hot" 22 year olds WITHOUT spending money on them. He can get away with the stuff he says and does because he is a damn millionaire yet you got these regular guys that call up and act like his shit works for them. I have no doubt that he can get women because a lot of women do flock to money but I have no doubt that he is spending for than his allotted $40.00 on them.

    His advice for avoiding single mothers (been there, done that) and avoiding relationships in the workplace(also been there and done that), I'd agree with.

    I also agree that spending more than $40.00 dollars on a date is not smart until you are really serious in a relationship. I'm not dropping $100.00 dollars on a date with someone I just met to impress them. I'm dropping it on a women I've been with for a while and truly like.

    Other than those, he's an ass. A funny ass, but an ass nonetheless. I was just wondering if I was a pig for thinking he was funny, not because I agree with him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn
    I do so love a train wreck.
    Quote Originally Posted by MoTown
    People love train wrecks.

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