scientific discovery via grown men acting like children.

[Koolaid]

A few years ago someone i know was employed by a certain restaurant that has delicious biscuits. A co-worker of his enjoyed his company by smoking weed and playing with the deep fry on less hectic business days. One day in a cloud of weed smoke they decided to take a steak knife and put it in the claw of a lobster. The lobster wasn't strong enough to hold the knife so they used the rubber bands typically found around the claws to aide it in holding the knife. They began to take pictures of the 'killer lobster', and saw it as the true to life stoner comedy that it was. Then came the discovery, they put the lobster with another lobster and were shocked to see the lobster begin to slash and stab at his brother in nature. They decided to keep things fair and gave a knife to the other lobster as well, which resulted in the new high-on passtime for those cooks involved in the preparation of seafood... LOBSTER FIGHTS!

For years people have claimed one of the primary differences between mankind and the animal kingdom is the use of tools. When the lobster struck the other with the knife, science was baffled. The lobsters have shown more then a slight understanding of the use of a tool but they also show the ability to be aggresive when in power. Lobster's in a tank do not constantly attack each other relentlessly, however when they possesed a knife the first reaction was to slash at another lobster. Interesting huh?

[DennyMcLain]

If we put the three G's together, and give one of them a knife, me thinks the same thing might happen.