Jagermeister is like cough syrup - but instead of curing coughs, it cures the condition of not being in jail.Originally Posted by Glenn
I saw a guy on Comic View one day who was talking about how no one likes crackheads, even people who do other drugs. He put on an act like he was a guy at a concert smoking a blunt, and he looks over and sees people smoking crack. "Oh shit! I didn't know they were going to be doing drugs in here!"
That's how I feel about Jagermeister. I'll drink the most hellish, poisonous liquors in the world, but when the Jager is busted out, that's my cue to leave. It only takes a few hours of Jager drinking before someone or something is arrested, beaten up, puked on, or set on fire. I like to read books and fuckin' listen to Steely Dan. I'm not built for being set on fire, man.
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