"Things I don't get"

[UxKa]

Saves money on dog food. Just dont let him lick you, but invite someone over that you dont like and have them be all 'what a nice dog!' while he licks the hell out of em.

[Zip Goshboots]

You should say this to your dog after he dines on some of his shit:
"Fido, do you lick your balls with that mouth?"

[Uncle Mxy]

You should say this to your dog after he dines on some of his shit:
"Fido, do you lick your balls with that mouth?"

"No, master, YOU HAD ME FUCKING NEUTERED SO YOU COULD GET HALF OFF MY DOGGIE LICENSE FEE!!!!! YOU ARE A SICK FUCKER!!!!!" WOOF!

[Zip Goshboots]

Just one more good reason not to have dogs or children.
Now, here's something I don't get: Hiring a basketball coach, and he does well at your school, and then he brings his little fuking lapdog son onto his staff, and you are locked in. Eddie Sutton did it, Bob Knight did it, now Dr Tom Davis, formerly the Lloyd Carr of Iowas basketball, now at Drake U in Des Moines, retired. His son now takes over.
To all college basketball teams: Look what has happened with George Bush and HIS son. The results could be disastrous. And we're not talking about ruining a country and the world here, but something more important: Ruining your basketball team and scaring away the rich alumni.

[Daviticus 2.39]

You should say this to your dog after he dines on some of his shit:
"Fido, do you lick your balls with that mouth?"

Actually my dog's a free man, pure bred.

[DennyMcLain]

I don't get people who own R.O.A.R's (Rat On A Rope). If you want a dog that fucking small, then just buy a cat.

A dog should LOOK like a dog, not some fucking space rodent from Star Wars.

[Darth Thanatos]

I don't get why players leave after three years of college.

ALL YOU NEED IS ONE, MAYBE TWO SEMESTERS TOPS TO GRADUATE! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE! WHY LEAVE?

I can understand a fresh or soph leaving, but after your 2nd year, it's either pros or college degree.

[WTFchris]

I don't get people who own R.O.A.R's (Rat On A Rope). If you want a dog that fucking small, then just buy a cat.

A dog should LOOK like a dog, not some fucking space rodent from Star Wars.

With you %100 on that one. If your dog can't fetch a frisbee then what's the point? I don't get lap dogs. Why not get a cat that you don't have to let outside all the time? If you want a dog, get one you can take for walks, jumps in a lake and swims, and actually guards the house from intruders.

[MikeMyers]

I don't get why players leave after three years of college.

ALL YOU NEED IS ONE, MAYBE TWO SEMESTERS TOPS TO GRADUATE! YOU'RE ALMOST THERE! WHY LEAVE?

I can understand a fresh or soph leaving, but after your 2nd year, it's either pros or college degree.

I assume its because they weren't thought of as first rd picks during the first 2 years and then they elevated themselves.

[Zekyl]

Simple.






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