"Things I don't get"

[WTFchris]

I don't get why Bush is such a dumbass.

Here's Dubya doing the pledge with some other people:

[Anthony]

lol.

I don't get why people chew their gum with their mouth open. They look like a damn cow.

I'm doing that right now. I dont know why i'm doing it. Just how I chew my gum :blob:

[Elektra]

I don't get long distance relationships.
They fucking suck.
rotest:

[D's Nuts]

Heartburn.

I've never had it.

Any doctors here?

Heartburn blows. I have been diagnosed with acid reflux and it sucks. basically the acid in your stomach burns the bottom of your esophagus. caused by spicy food or stress (in my case). prilosec really helps a lot with it.

its ridiculous that im only 26 and its happening to me. it never really goes away im told too.

[Unibomber]

I don't get why Bush is such a dumbass.

Here's Dubya doing the pledge with some other people:

Laugh. My. Fucking. Ass. Off.

[DennyMcLain]

I don't get that fat kid in PNF's av. Is it a boy or a girl? I thought it was banging drums, but now it looks like it's shooting a pair of guns.

[MOLA1]

There isnt an emoticon good enough to show you guys how hard i'm laughing right now. Thats Ownage if I never saw it.

It wasn't even funny at all. :?

Thats because you listen to all those fucking depressing songs by those radioeye people or whoever they are, and you have no sence of humor left.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[Unibomber]

I don't get that fat kid in PNF's av. Is it a boy or a girl? I thought it was banging drums, but now it looks like it's shooting a pair of guns.

Boy. Some dude modified the image so that he's wearing glasses and shooting guns. Then I mercilessly brought it here.

[Darth Thanatos]

I don't get why Bush is such a dumbass.

Here's Dubya doing the pledge with some other people:

I had an upset stomach.

[WTFchris]

I was listening to sports radio and they had a promo for the Toby Kieth concert here. I could care less, but anyway I don't get the corus of his song:

"I'm not as good as I once was, but I once was as good as I've ever been"

That's the most pointless thing I've ever heard. I was once as good as I've ever been? Wow, that's pretty profound. I'm not as fat as I once was, but I once was as fat as I've ever been. Look how profound I can be too. What a stupid song.