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    "Things I don't get"

    I liked this, let's do it again.

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    --Why do they call these "King Dons" sometimes and "Ding Dongs" other times?





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    What is the deal with "The Trans-Siberian Orchestra"?

    Dudes play heavy metal Christmas music. What are their concerts like? What do they wear on stage? Do they have groupies?

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    Why do cops hate being called "cops"?

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    Why didn't the band Thin Lizzy get more credit/acclaim?

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    more later, add yours
    Last edited by Glenn; 03-06-2007 at 03:08 PM.
    Find a new slant.

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    why you're allowed to litter if you smoke.

    I could care less whether you smoke or not, but why are you allowed to cover the earth with cigarette butts and not get fined? I can't throw a reciept out the window of my car (assuming I was caught), so why is a butt allowed? Someone still has to clean up your mess.
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    Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

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    Why did Stryper release a comeback album last year?

    ( On a related note, how did Stryper manage to exist in the first place?)

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    I don't get:

    Why people ever liked the song "Who let the dogs out".

    Why the movie "Red Eye" got good reviews. The movie was terrible! The villian got beat up by a girl that was 105 lbs at least 4 times. This was the most predictable movie ever! Yet somehow, critics said there were twists and turns in the movie. Are you kidding me???

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    Why was I on the balcony at the Chicago House of Blues at my old office's Christmas Party in 2001 or so screaming in anger at the top of my lungs in a drunken stupor at the group that sang "Who let the dogs out"?

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    Why are men allowed to go shirtless in public, and women are not? This world would be a much better place....

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    Why, if there are 3 gas stations at one stop light, one has to be a few cents cheaper...however, the other two refuse to drop there prices a few cents lower to steal that gas stations customers?

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    Why can't all American's get a "Credit Do-Over" once in their life, instead of filing for bankrupcy? I'm sure the majority of us made mistakes in our infancy that effected our credit...Just grant us all 1 Do-Over so we can try to be smarter with our money.

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    That is all for now.....

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    Why is it when people climb MT Everest to prove they are up to a take few can complete, they take the easier side up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Sexy Mike Naz
    Why is it when people climb MT Everest to prove they are up to a take few can complete, they take the easier side up?
    Probably for the same reason some really slow assholes run marathons, because even the easy way is impressive as hell.

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    Why, if there are 3 gas stations at one stop light, one has to be a few cents cheaper...however, the other two refuse to drop there prices a few cents lower to steal that gas stations customers?
    I'm guessing, as franchisees, they're bound by certain pricing restrictions.

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    Good God man! What are you doing trying to bring rational thought into this discussion?
    Find a new slant.

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