I am Denny McLain.

I won 31 games for YOUR Detroit Tigers in '68.

2 time Cy Young Award winna.

Drank a case full of Pepsi before each game.

My post-baseball career has included repeated imprisonment for drug trafficking, embezzlement and racketeering.

Between my stints in prison and rehabilitation in the mid-1980s to the early 1990s, I could be found signing autographs at a metro Detroit 7-11, where I was employed on work-release.

Now, I am here, at WTFDetroit.

I am home.

I am.... happy.




Anybody need an autograph?