OGT: A NEW ERA IN PISTONS BASKETBALL IS HERE WITH THE ARRIVAL OF BLAKE GRIFFIN

[Glenn]

Not drunk, just BEING IMPACTFUL

Just came here to try and make a BE IMPACTFUL joke.

[Vinny]

All night long it has seemed to me like Andre's playing like he really wants to impress Blake.

Haha, I can't stop thinking about this. He kept kind of looking at him for approval every time he made a good play. I'm kind of worried he might be a big fucking pussy.

He also kept trying those terrible 8-foot hook shots that he never fucking makes like he was trying to show off and shit.

[Timone]

Haha, I can't stop thinking about this. He kept kind of looking at him for approval every time he made a good play. I'm kind of worried he might be a big fucking pussy.

He also kept trying those terrible 8-foot hook shots that he never fucking makes like he was trying to show off and shit.

Yup! He was probably thinking, "PLEASE THINK I'M BETTER THAN DEANDRE."

Wouldn't have been as funny if we lost.

[Timone]

Who else is excited for Saturday, fam??

[Vinny]

Who else is excited for Saturday, fam??

Seriously, this is kind of great though. I already told a couple people I was "busy" saturday to avoid other commitments. Not like I necessarily would have done anything anyways but it helps that they're exciting to watch for now at least.

[Mr. Oobir]

Wow, Blake Griffin is really good!

[Uncle Mxy]

Dre is a follower, pure and simple. Is that a surprise to anyone?

[Vinny]

Yup! He was probably thinking, "PLEASE THINK I'M BETTER THAN DEANDRE."

Wouldn't have been as funny if we lost.

Andre legit has a crush on Blake.

[Timone]

Andre legit has a crush on Blake.

To be fair, so do I.

[Vinny]

To be fair, so do I.

How could you not my man? He's so dreamy.

He is honestly the least "Detroit Pistons" type player I could possibly imagine. I keep expecting him to show up as a guest star on sitcoms while I watch them.