all-star stuff

[Mr. Oobir]

I wish I could do something as cool as go into a tiebreaker match in a dunk contest.

[Timone]

Since they won't be able to decide between LaVine and Gordon, they should give it to Andre.

[Mr. Oobir]

Gordon got robbed.

[Mr. Oobir]

Gotta say though, I like how much quicker things move when you don't have to wait for fan voting to be tallied.

[Mr. Oobir]

Does anyone else groan a little when "The Hoopers" commercials come on? They seem a lil lame.

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[Timone]

Poor Oobir. Thought of you when that came on.

[Timone]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KOBE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Oobir]

Yeah, this fawning is getting out of hand. I hope Drummond dunks on him hard.

[Mr. Oobir]

I will say that he seems very comfortable having praise heaped upon him. Comparing this to, say, Ben Wallace at his jersey retirement, who looked nervous about the whole thing, Kobe is so happy to hear his eulogy.

[Mr. Oobir]

No, wait, that Mountain Dew commercial is much more painfully unfunny than any of the "Hoopers" ads.