Dear diary. Today was the day Donald Trump beat the entire corrupt media , cia, and fbi.
I appreciate that.
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Dear diary. Today was the day Donald Trump beat the entire corrupt media , cia, and fbi.
I appreciate that.
/thread.
Hype?
Man, that must've felt so good to rush here and spike the football for the five of us.
I guess we'll just see if your celebration was premature.
Find a new slant.
I appreciate Donald Trump's irresistible sex powers:
https://www.fmylife.com/article/toda...-d_300202.htmlToday, I had a dream where I was giving my husband a blowjob. For some reason, he transformed into Donald Trump. We also fucked and I have to admit, he really has an amazing libido. Now I can’t stop thinking about it, even with my husband around. Did I mention I’m also a federal worker? FML
I appreciate all The Onion articles that Trump inspires:
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/t...his-name-on-it
I appreciate how Donald Trump eats Mueller's pasta.
I appreciate just how loved he is by the British people.
https://www.sadanduseless.com/donald...england-funny/
I appreciate how Trump unites us.
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-s...d=sm_fb_maddow
I appreciate that Hope Hicks saw Trump's penis:
https://www.cnn.com/2019/06/20/polit...sed/index.htmlHope Hicks says she told 'white lies' only about small matters
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