2014 Playoffs

[Timone]

If my Spurs don't win Best Team at the ESPYs I QUIT!

[MikeMyers]

24 hours later and it still hurts

[Timone]

Brian Windhorst reminds me of Jonah Hill, except he's actually probably funny.

[Uncle Mxy]

24 hours later and it still hurts

What hurts is that the Pistons didn't win this shit.

I'm more of a Spurs fan than a Heat fan, but fuck both of them if they're going after MY team.

My pain with these playoffs was months ago, when it was clear we wouldn't make it even in the fucking Eastern Conference.

[MikeMyers]

Brian Windhorst reminds me of Jonah Hill, except he's actually probably funny.

Dude this guy is all over ESPN. He apparently covered Lebron in High School so now he's a Lebron "insider" so ESPN hired him and sent him to Miami. Wherever the KING goes, so does FatHorst.

[Timone]

Can't be any worse than Stephen A, can he?

[Uncle Mxy]

MIAMI—While admitting that getting it over with quickly would have been the best thing to do, members of the Miami Heat confirmed Tuesday that they simply can’t bring themselves to tell their fans the team lost the NBA Finals. “I know this is the kind of thing they deserve to hear directly from us, but it would just crush them,” said power forward LeBron James, adding that he doubted he would even be able to look fans in the eye while completely blindsiding them with the devastating news that the Heat fell to the San Antonio Spurs in five games. “They were so ecstatic after the last two championships—I mean, you should’ve seen the looks on their faces when we told them—so I just don’t want to be the one to break their hearts like this. Maybe Chris [Bosh] can do it; they already hate him anyway.” At press time, Heat players had reportedly agreed to just say they had won the championship since their fans would never know the difference.

[MikeMyers]

Can't be any worse than Stephen A, can he?

Worse

[RegicideGreg]

Dude this guy is all over ESPN. He apparently covered Lebron in High School so now he's a Lebron "insider" so ESPN hired him and sent him to Miami. Wherever the KING goes, so does FatHorst.

Did't Chris Broussard work for the Plain Dealer or something when LeBron came into the league. Managed to get signed by ESPN as a result to be LeBron "Insider"?

[Vinny]

Goodshill must have been a Darko insider.