a fantasy league for us

[Glenn]

That draft report card page is pretty sweet.

Although they selected 10th overall, Mark Glantonio. came through with a solid draft performance. They're projected to finish with a record of 11-2-0 (1,267 points), placing them second in WTFDETROIT 2013 League. Mark Glantonio. opted for balance early, selecting QB Matt Ryan (39th overall), RB Chris Johnson (34th), WR Calvin Johnson (10th), and TE Vernon Davis (58th) within the first five rounds. They have the most prolific quartet of WRs in the league, as they scooped up Johnson, A.J. Green, Hakeem Nicks, and Kenny Britt for their rotation.

[RegicideGreg]

I love my D+ draft grade. Set the bar low so I'm bound to be a success.

[Timone]

I'M PROJECTED TO FINISH 4TH. #UNDERTHERADAR #CHIPONMYSHOULDER

[Glenn]

^

WEARING UNIFORM #3 AS A REMINDER OF 3 TEAMS PROJECTED TO BEAT HIM

[Timone]

I have those matchups MARKED ON MY CALENDAR, for sure.

[Timone]

If I lose to Danny Boy I'm going to be so steamed.

[Timone]

BREAKING: HeteroChristianMales will now be known as Swole Docs.

[Glenn]

Ha!

[Timone]

JUST SO Y'ALL KNOW, ONLY DREW BREES IS UNTOUCHABLE.

YES, THAT MEANS I'M OPEN TO TRADING CHRIS IVORY!!!

[Timone]

Swole Docs and Dan M deadlocked at 0.00!