The year is 2005. The Pistons are defending NBA champions due to hard nose defense and a team mentality. This does not sit well with Dictator David Stern, who would rather see scores in the 140s and one-on-one-on-one-on-one gameplay. So he comes up with a brilliant plan: make defense illegal and let free throws determine games. MoTown's NBA viewing decreases every year until 2010 rolls around, in which he has watched a grand total of 10 minutes of the NBA in the last three years.
So here's the deal - MoTown loves basketball. He wants to love the NBA again. He wants to enjoy sitting down with a beer and watching the Pistons in the cold winter months. So please help convince MoTown that the NBA is going to be worth his time again.
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