HOGG

[Timone]

My wife got offered Cliff Lee for Josh Hamilton in her fantasy league last night. Luckily, she turned it down.

Should I go there?

[Timone]

@Stareagle
Rode the Comerica Park elevator with someone wearing a Joe Paterno sweatshirt. Haven't seen many of them lately.

[Timone]

Hogg Wild: The Official @stareagle Twitter Thread

This needs to happen.

[Timone]

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[Vinny]

!!!!!!!!!!

[Glenn]

#23

[Timone]

@Stareagle
@jemelehill Congratulations! You'll be great in this role. Next, the broadcast booth.

Oh, dear God.

[Timone]

Dude was live tweeting a Mudhens game yesterday. Smh.

[Vinny]

He keeps live tweeting the Tigers games with completely useless, un-insightful play-by-play. I swear to god he's not even watching, just getting stuff from the gamechannel or something.

"Base hit to center field" etc.

Can we open up the sportsbook and put odds on him live-tweeting the Little League World Series?? You know he's totally going to and he's going to refer to all the kids like he's been scouting them for years.

"Bobby Johnson with a double to left. That's his hot zone." and shit. It's like a train-wreck but I can't unfollow.

[Glenn]

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