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[Vinny]

I know this sounds really messed up, but if you're legitimately interested in taking up public masturbation then you really need to put some serious thought into it and be very careful.
There's the obvious dangers of getting caught and charged by the police, or getting pepper sprayed or whatever, but you really need to be careful about how good it feels. It's fucking addictive, man. If you're going to do it, you need to do it in moderation because eventually you won't be able to wank and cum unless you're in public. Trust me.
I started masturbating in public about five years ago in a movie theatre. I forget what was showing, but I was by myself and there was the most beautiful and sexy girl on screen which gave me the biggest stiffy I've ever had in my entire life. I had never been so turned on. I had a quick look over my shoulder and checked that there was nobody behind me ... then I sorta slouched down in my seat, whipped out my cock and started going at it. I only went for about a minute or so before violently cumming into my popcorn. It was like a tsunami of tiny, confused sperm. Without a doubt one of the best orgasms I've ever had.
After that I started to get the urge to wank in public more and more frequently. I started in discrete locations like change rooms at Target, or in quiet corners of the library, but soon enough the thrill wasn't high enough and I started to up my game. I've wanked at football stadiums, shopping malls, post offices, little league games, furniture stores, a wake once (that's a story for another time) and even in a hospital a couple of times.
The worst part about it is that you know how messed up it is. Like, you never thought you were going to be that bearded guy in a trench coat masturbating furiously during a showing of Tron: Legacy, but it kinda just escalates from a quick, one-time wank in a movie theatre right up to blowing your load on a crowded bus during peak hour.
Everything climaxed (ha) for me when I started to realize that I physically couldn't ejaculate at home or in private anymore. I would wank for hours to every form and genre of pornography that you can think of, but unless I was in a public venue with a chance of getting caught, I just couldn't cum. Nothing at all.
I eventually worked it all out by quitting cold turkey and going without masturbation for about three weeks. When I finally tried again, I did so at home and even though I wasn't really aroused (because there was no thrill), the fact that I hadn't cum in just over twenty days meant that I blew really quickly. From there I guess my brain began to make privacy feel "sexy" again and I've been fine ever since.
There were loads of times I almost got caught and I would definitely recommend having a solid game plan if you want to start wanking in public. Keep it moderate and don't overdo it.

[Vinny]

Alright but hey keep it judgement free, okay? It's not one of my prouder moments and like I said in my first comment; I'm passed that phase of my life so I guess I can talk about how I used to be ... just keep in mind that I'm much more well adjusted nowadays.
I think one of the main contributors to the sort of "breakdown" that I had (that lead to the public masturbation phase and some other weird stuff) was the death of both of my grand parents. My grandpa was one of the best men I've ever had the honor of knowing, and his passing was really tough on me. He passed away a month or so before the cinema incident I described in my first comment, and the grief did some very strange things to me.
The worst part about grandpas passing was the fact that he left my grand mother behind. They were married for something like 58 years and so quite understandably she was devastated when he died. I don't know if you can actually die from heart ache, but she passed away shortly after grand dad (she had a stroke) and I've always thought of that as her sort of "giving up" and accepting death as an elderly person.
Anyway her death happened pretty much in the peak of my public wanking phase, which just made it worse as I was already not coping very well and losing her was another blow to my mental well being. Her funeral was a small one, maybe 30-40 people, and we all gathered at my mothers house afterward for the wake.
Everyone was standing around, nibbling on snacks and making small talk when all of a sudden my urges kicked in. I was incredibly aroused but at the same time disgusted with myself for even considering masturbating at my grandmothers wake. I kinda snapped myself out of it and continued on with my day.
Now this isn't something I'm proud of .... but of course with a wake being a wake there were loads of photos of my grandma and her life scattered around the place. Holiday photos, her wedding, stuff like that. What I hadn't realised before that day was that as a younger woman my grandma was really, really good looking. There were some photos of her in sort of pin-up (I think that's the term) outfits and poses. As horrible as it sounds, she looked incredibly sexy.
That was it for me. I had controlled my urges really well so far but that type of stimulus was the final push ... I couldn't help it. I was pretty much doubled over trying to hide the huge boner I had and every single second I stood there without relieving myself was absolute torture. I had a quick look over both shoulders to check that nobody was watching and when the coast was clear I grabbed a few of the best photos and headed to the (empty) kitchen. Pretty much as soon as the door closed behind me, my pants were unzipped and my dick was in my hand. I don't remember it taking very long, but I stared at those photos and jerked off and I ended up cumming incredibly, incredibly hard. One of those ones where every muscle in your body tenses up and your hands shake. Definitely in my top 5. As I finished up and I went into that post-masturbation state of clarity, I realised exactly what I had done and the euphoria of my orgasm was replaced with a tremendous amount of shame. Most of the load had actually covered the photos still in my hand... I was incredibly hateful of myself straight away: I was standing at a wake with my flaccid penis in one hand and the semen covered photographs of my recently deceased grandmother in the other. Even thinking about it makes me ashamed.
I ended up folding up the photos, putting them in my back pocket and disposing of them straight into the trash can later that evening. Luckily nobody saw me do anything but the entire experience will always stick with me as one of the most horrible things I've ever done.

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[Timone]

HAhaha, fucking awesome.

[mercury]

[Timone]

I hate being a mother. If you don't have kids, think long and hard before you do. Those tv commericials are lying to you. It is not a fairy tale.

My kids are of toddler and preschool age. They fight, scream and demand all the time. I am so unhappy. Noone tells you how awful it is to be a mother. noone! Yes there are little sweet things that happen from time to time but over all it's terrible. I am so exhausted that I can't sleep at night. My nerves are shot from the kids constant yelling, fighting, and having to explain, soothe, or whatevery 24/7. I am tired! The amount of work that it takes to be a Mom and a housewife is inhuman. I never have a moment to just relax because when I am I am thinking about what work has to be done. It's fucked up. Yes I love my kids but I hate mothering them. Whatever happened to it takes a village to raise a child? For the most part, I am the sole caregiver. My husband works from early morning until they are almost ready to go to bed. He has social functions for work and in my opinion has it real good. I had to give up my career and my entire existence for my children. and do you think anyone appreciates it. It's just expected. I didn't even get a mother's day present last year. I fantasize about running away from it all. It's too much!!! If I had to do it all over, I wouldn't have any children.

[Timone]

I was doing crack cocaine in my 20's. I dated 2 military men, and they all walked away. My mom never really liked me much. I think she didn't want to have me when she was pregnant. She is Norwegian so I heard women there don't like children as much as here in the U.S. Anyways, I hated my life. I don't see my way out. Some friends told me that if I had a baby, I will have a new purpose for life. I was like, yeah, that's it! I married this Japanese dude. He cheated on me non stop, but I thought having a baby can save our marriage too. I was wrong. He divorced me when my son was 2. He didn't even pay any child support. He disappeared. So I had to raise my son on my own. We stayed in the tiny room together until he was 18. Now he is also on Crack Cocaine. He brought girls back too. And if I was still there, he gets really mad. We got into fist fights because of small things. He hit me one day and I had to call the cops. But the cops put me in jail for a day. Because I also punched him. Hell, if I knew having a child is not going to save my life, I would have go back to school, or go to a trade school to learn something. now I am in my 60's, and I am still hooking!

[Vinny]

Lol, where are you getting these?

[mercury]

60 year old hooker?... We accept AARP Senior discounts

[Timone]

I have to keep a full bush up front, I feel very uncomfortable fully shaved.

I have large-ish labia which peek out when I am standing up with my legs together, I always feel like it looks a bit x-rated when you go to the gym to be swanning around showing like that. A bush is a nice modesty covering, as well as reducing friction and acting like a nice cushion during intercourse. Plus, I'm a true redhead and a red bush is a rarity so I'm proud of it :-)

I never get all the stuff men say about it getting in the way during oral sex - erm, last time I checked, the bits I wanted given attention to were all between my labia and completely hair-free by nature! All you have to do is part the lips and it is easy from there on!

I do wax underneath about every two or three months before letting it grow back nearly completely. I like to vary it - sometimes I like it smooth underneath, and sometimes hairy. My boyfriend likes both. Sometimes he likes to bite my bush - he really loves it, and really what is a pube or two between lovers? He gets them wrapped around the head of his penis often enough under the skin and I just think it is funny.

[DrRay11]

ick.