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    NEW YORK—Insisting that he could easily lure several free agents into giving up their hopes for a championship, Knicks president Steve Mills confirmed Tuesday that he was confident the team had the requisite cap space to ruin two or three promising careers this offseason. “After making moves at the trade deadline to position ourselves, we are poised to sign at least two franchise players who will squander the prime of their careers here,” said Mills, who noted that the 2019 free agency class was “absolutely loaded” with superstar players that could blow out their knees, feud with the front office, or languish in a coaching system that doesn’t fit their talents. “If we play our cards right, we might even be able to convince three marquee players to take a pay cut, surround them with marginal talent, then have them wallow in the dregs of the Eastern conference for the next half decade and never return to their former levels. And with our promising position in the 2019 NBA draft, we might even be able to destroy the career of a highly touted college prospect along with them.” At press time, Kevin Durant was considered a leading contender to be signed and then traded away for extra cap space in 2022.
    Yes, it's The Onion, but this feels right.

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    Crazy finish in OKC.

    Man.

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    Oh man. Nurkic just got hurt bad. Brutal.


    I was just about to come post about how good he is too. Seriously.

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    Time for another Tom Gores pep talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinny View Post
    Time for another Tom Gores pep talk.
    They don't need Tom Gores, Vinny. They need me, TIM Gores.

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    Be Timpactful.
    Find a new slant.

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    Veteran center Greg Monroe plans to sign with the #76ers tomorrow, a league source tells ESPN. Philadelphia will waive center Justin Patton and Monroe will then sign.
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    How many fucking teams has Monroe been on in the last 3 years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Bender View Post
    How many fucking teams has Monroe been on in the last 3 years?
    Impossible question. It's like the tootsie pop thing.

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    What kind of awesome pain meds do you get for a torn ACL that make you rapey?
    I suspect that's more newsworthy than whatever Porzingis did.

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