NBA News, yo.

[Timone]

"Charlotte Bobcats head coach, Jerry Sloan" just sounds so wrong.

[mercury]

It would be too hard at his age to tolerate young player's mistakes... stick with farming... do what Bobby Knight did.. get a part time job as an analyst and speaker.

[Uncle Mxy]

Shaq took gigantic dump on Orlando organization.
Orlando considers giving him keys to the kingdom.
LOL!!!

[Timone]

TRADE: Okafor/Ariza to Wiz for Rashard and 46th pick in draft.

[Glenn]

That's an interesting one.

[Glenn]

The Timberwolves are preparing to offer Brandon Roy a two-year contract, according to reports. http://on.si.com/Lx3lAx

[Glenn]

I lol'd when they referenced "Twolves GM, Kevin McHale"

[Uncle Mxy]

Not strictly NBA... and not really news. either, but what the hell

http://www.theonion.com/articles/bil...ing-how,28666/

[Timone]

Wolves trade Ellington to Memphis for Dante Cunningham (can't believe I'm the first person to break this!)

Also,

NEW ORLEANS -- The Hornets, Suns and Timberwolves have agreed to a multiplayer trade sending 7-foot center Robin Lopez and forward Hakim Warrick from Phoenix to New Orleans, while moving forward Wesley Johnson and a first-round draft pick from Minnesota to Phoenix, a person familiar with the deal said.

The person told The Associated Press about the trade on condition of anonymity Wednesday because it has not been announced pending the completion of some routine logistical matters.

The deal also sends guard Jerome Dyson and retiring center Brad Miller's $5.1 million contract from New Orleans to Minnesota, allowing the Timberwolves to clear space under the NBA's salary cap as they pursue free agents. Minnesota also will receive two second-round draft picks from New Orleans, while the Hornets will receive cash.

The Timberwolves were also finalizing a two-year, $20 million deal with former Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko, according to a Yahoo! Sports report.

Glan?

[Glenn]

Kaaaaaaahhhhnnnn!!!!