NBA News, yo.

[Glenn]

Sheed

In defense of his good friend and former teammate Zach Randolph, who was recently arrested in Los Angeles on a felony charge of marijuana possession with an intent to sell, Wallace unleashed an all-timer.

"It seems to be -- no matter who you are -- the bigger the paycheck, the bigger the party."

[Timone]

Sig

[Glenn]

Insert your "Magic Johnson being probed" takes here

[Timone]

SLIME!!

[Timone]

Starbury's coming back!!!

[Timone]

"Can't make sense out of nonsense." - Carmelo Anthony

[Timone]

Wade being bought out by the Bulls. Sources telling me Cavs or Thunder.

[Timone]

Wade being bought out by the Bulls. Sources telling me Cavs or Thunder.

Cavs

[Glenn]

^
TIM JUST DROPPED A BUZZBOMB

I KNOW WHERE I HEARD IT FIRST!!

[Timone]

^
TIM JUST DROPPED A BUZZBOMB

I KNOW WHERE I HEARD IT FIRST!!

Thanks! Will I finally get credit?