NBA News, yo.

[Glenn]

Not really news, but have you guys seen Allen Crabbe's contract?

edit: link http://hoopshype.com/player/allen-crabbe/salary/

[Vinny]

Not really news, but have you guys seen Allen Crabbe's contract?

I mean, don't any of these GM's remember how this all worked out in the late 90s/2000s?

[Glenn]

His contract includes a 15 percent trade kicker, according to Adrian Wojnarowski.
He is the highest-paid player of the 2013 class right now.
He's making 1852.96 percent more than in 2015/16.
He's the 31st best-paid NBA player this year.
He was the 446th best-paid NBA player last year.
He's the 10th best-paid guard this year.
He was the 190th best-paid guard last year.
He's the 2nd best-paid player of the Portland Trail Blazers this year.
He was the 15th best-paid player of the Portland Trail Blazers last year.

[Timone]

Ben Simmons has a fractured ankle.

[Timone]

Elton Brand finally retired.

[Timone]

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/sho...ighlight=brand

[Glenn]

http://www.wtfdetroit.com/forums/sho...ighlight=brand

Man, I used to make good posts

[Timone]

I've never made good posts.

[Fool]

You're made of good posts. And metal riffs.

[Mr. Oobir]

http://www.si.com/nba/2016/10/26/joe...s-white-people (ignore the video)

Joel Embiid is a funny guy.