Melo to Blazers
Find a new slant.
Russell joining the WWF -- Wounded Warriors Foundation
It's now the Kobe Bryant All-Star MVP award. Eh.
The dunk contest is rigged then unrigged. Meh.
I can't really get into the All-Star weekend.
I'm sure I'd love it if I were there in person, but I'm not.
So, NBA players are reduced to playing virtual HORSE. Sheesh. I suppose it beats reruns of the 2004 spelling bee.
Do WNBA players get to play WHORSE? Their shot is worth 83% of a man's, and if doesn't take much to pronounce it "whores".
Does LeBron growing a James Harden beard make being within 6' of him a foul, instead of his usual 3' zone??
Tried to watch the other night when Chauncey was up against Trae Young. Couldn’t.
Find a new slant.
Adam Silver Warns Player Against Leaving Bubble For Strip Clubs With Lackluster Talent
ORLANDO, FL—Encouraging players to use their better judgment and not take unnecessary risks, league commissioner Adam Silver issued a warning Friday advising players against leaving the NBA bubble to patronize strip clubs with lackluster talent. “We don’t want players jeopardizing the bubble just to deal with bogus cover charges and asshole bouncers,” said Silver, attaching a list of local gentlemen’s clubs to avoid due to subpar food, exorbitant ATM fees, and stuck-up dancers. “If you’re gonna take such a huge risk, you better go somewhere that’ll give you some real action when you drop a few hundos. Don’t sell yourself short with some of these bush league Orlando clubs when South Beach is a short drive away. If you’ve got a game that night and you absolutely need to stay local, check out Blue Flame—I dropped 20 grand there a few weeks ago, that place is amazing.” At press time, Silver announced plans to staff the bubble itself with a hundred dancers after getting thrown out of another local establishment.
NBA helps to save humanity
https://sports.yahoo.com/the-nba-and...183335566.html
In a significant turn of events in COVID-19 testing, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration granted an emergency authorization for the public to begin employing a saliva-based test expected to significantly increase the availability, turnaround time and affordability of combating the coronavirus epidemic in the United States.
Developed by Yale University and jointly funded by the NBA and NBA Players Association, the testing method was granted approval by the FDA on Saturday.
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