I hit 5 homeruns when I had those beers .babe Ruth ur the man
I hit 5 homeruns when I had those beers .babe Ruth ur the man
Can't decide which thread to put this in.....
Can't decide which thread to put this in.....
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big...rn=mlb-wp26322
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I have a medical condition I wish I didn't have to use testosterone but I have no choiceJose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
Do you believe in bigfoot of the loch Ness monster
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@JoseCanseco I still don't believe I saw a MLoutfielder run back to the wall to make a catch and have a ball bounce off his head for a bomb.Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Open
Jealousy hatred and envy the American way
3h Ryan Cox @RMCx2 · Open
How would you know the American way? You were born in Cuba. RT @JoseCanseco Jealousy hatred and envy the American way
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@RMCx2 I have lived it and been here .45 years you moron^:NH:Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
@shaq where are u I'm coming home .still wanna dance ? lets hook up
Kinda old, but pretty funny:
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/8...of-josecanseco
I might be the guy you want to hate bit I am also the guy you want to be I complete you
@nibertjames November to March is THREE months do the math einstine
Everytime I hear Jose Conseco I have the need to kick someone in the nuts... whatta douche
Jc7264@yahoo.com
Wonder what his password is?
(I'm not going to try anything, of course.)
http://twitter.com/#!/twintower7264
LOL
Holy shit. So much potential.DON,T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO STEP IN A BOXING RINK WITH ME BRO IT WILL BE LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU.
Last edited by Timone; 03-12-2012 at 01:23 AM.
dying over here
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Close
YES YOU PUNKS YOU HEARD ME MY REAL NAME IS (IRON MAN) I AM A 48 YEAR OLD PEICE OF STEEL FORGED IN THE HOTTEST FIRE IMAGINABLEOZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Close
FIRST I WIL BOX JOSE AND PUT HIM AWAY VERY QUICKLY JUST TO WARM UP. THEN YOU ARE NEXT HAMMA OR HAMBONE WHATEVER YOUR STUPID NAME IS
LOL, WHAT THE FUCK.
OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Close
I WILL TAKE BOTH YOU AND YOUR BITCH GIRLFRIEND TONY PHILLIPS AT THE SAME TIME ,,,YOU CAN TELL HIM THAT WHEN YOU GO ON A DATE WITH HIMOZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
LET THE TRUTH BE KNOWN, THAT MY SO CALLED TWIN BROTHER JOSE CANSECO HAS NEVER EVER TREATED ME AS HIS EQUAL OR SHOWN ME ANY RESPECTOZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I AM BY FAR THE BETTER LOOKING AND WAY YOUNGER LOOKING TWIN WITH A MUCH HOTTER BODY THAN MY BROTHER,OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
HE HAS ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM WITH THAT FACT.ALL OF HIS GIRL FRIENDS HAVE AT SOME POINT AND TIME HIT ON ME AND TRIED TO SLEEP WITH MEOZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
STARTING WITH HIS FIRST GIRLFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL ANNA MC CARTER.OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS PUT TOGETHER A BOXING MATCH BETWEEN JOSE ,TONY PHILLIPS AND ME IRON MANOZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
I WILL WARM UP BY RIPPING TONY PHILLIPS FACE OFF IN THE FIRST ROUND THEN PUT JOSE TO SLEEP IN THE SECOND ROUND.OZZIECANSECO @twintower7264 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
LIKE A BIG SOFT BABY WITH POOP IN HIS DIAPERS.
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