Think he's looking forward to the Indy 500?
Think he's looking forward to the Indy 500?
The GOAT right here:
DadBoner
Havin a few cold ones. Tryin to relax. Supper was crap. Work was crap. Wife is crap. Kids are crap. Everything's crap but these cold ones.
Spinners on his minivan?
Players meeting my ASS!
Yeah that was pretty damn funny.
I refuse to think of spinners as anything other than skinny lap chicks... gotta set boner guy right.
going through his old stuff while bored/sick at work. ill post the best ones i find.
Thnkin' about tokin' one down in the shed after Ann goes to pilates tonight. Really hating her guts today.
Dinner with Ann was a disaster. Spilled orange chicken on my favorite Chaps polo. And looks like we're gonna work things out.
Got into a pretty nasty screaming match with Ann on the way home. Like it's MY fault they suck. So drunk on Margs.
Nosey lady asked why I'm bummed. Told her about Randy. She said, "oh c'mon, the Slim Jim guy?!" So steamed. I'm leaving. Stupid idiot sow.^ I lolled, hard.Eatin good in the neighborhood? More like throwin up hard in the parking lot.
Find a new slant.
Stupid idiot sow. Rofl
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