@DadBoner

[Vinny]

They really need to make a DadBoner show on Adult Swim. Sounds cool?

[Timone]

Bodhi said that in Point Break, you guys.

[Vinny]

Pretty worried about Karl. Think Nosey Lady's trying to get him fired.

[Vinny]

Wow you guys! Karl was litening to Cowboy Song at the same time I was! So crazy you guys!

[Timone]

TL makes everything better. Ha!

[Timone]

Headin' to Crazy Cooter's. Let's roll, nasty boy b-day style. Heavy 'logne. Shined my 'rang. Tight pony. My swag is so on point, you guys.




Is DadBoner ruining WTFDetroit, you guys?

[Glenn]

Put up my rezz on Craigslist. Should be goin' out to some primo interviews for gigs next week. Super pumped.http://flint.craigslist.org/res/3381915292.html

'Sup. Name's Karl. I been outta work for a little bit now due to Nosey Lady gettin' all in my business. Last job I had wasn't quite the right fit anyhow. Didn't give me the freedoms I crave. Plus, towards the end they took forever remodelin' the men's john so there wasn't anywhere to relieve myself other than the ladies', and you just can't push out a solid BM in the gals' john if you're all class like myself. I also had an incident with a bad batch of BL 'Nums which may have caused a seizure that resulted in me takin' a snooze on the floor. The whole gig was pretty much a nightmare. Anyway, I'm lookin' for somethin' bigger and bolder than ever before, so check out my rezz below, and I'm sure you'll see I got the chops for any situaish. Let's do this, you guys.


$$$ KARL WELZEIN $$$
American Entrepreneur in the USA for Hire


CAPTAIN KARL'S PIZZA SHIP 8/11-Present
Owner/Operator/CEO
Duties:
-Bold Flavors at a great value.
-Makin' sure everyone's safe and the babes are on point.
-Keepin' the celebraish goin' 24/7 -365 with specials like "buy 11 get the 12th free top shelf margs" and "Cheetos on anything for an extra dollar."
-Friendly customer service.


BAD BOY CITY USA ENTERTAINMENT 7/12-Present
President and CEO, DJ, The works, really.
Duties:
-Set up and take down of the finest in audio equipment.
(Xplod Boombox Pro Equipment by Sony)
-Blarin' jams like Seger & Whitesnake to get the carnal passions outta control at top volume.
-Performing anywhere from work functions to the biggest celebraish of the year.

TIMEHOUSE MAGAZINE 3/12-Present
Editor in Chief/Publisher
Duties:
-Provided a new way to stay informed on today's romantic eroticisms in private good taste.
-Erotic, yet intelligent, entertainment. Hand crafted by yours truly. (Samples available on request)


THE K-MONEY CLUB 9/12-Closed for Renovations
Owner
-Private firetruck bed innovator which was badass until Crazy Cooter and Bean Tooth had a "meat strokin' contest" in it with Biggie Smalls and Ratface. It was puke city and not the good kind of carnal passions.
-PLENTY of hard booze and cold ones at great value for all to enjoy until the sun comes up.
-Had some problems in the john and had to shut it down for now, but in the future, who knows? Might be cool to reopen with more mad swag than ever.
-Friendly customer service.

SPECIAL SKILLS:
Mad swag. Cool with babes from coast to coast. Rockin' pony AND 'rang. Ideas comin' out my backdoor. Hardworker with positive attitude. American. Also, my bod is on point.

Location: Grand Blanc
it's ok to contact this poster if you are a potential employer or other principal
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job seeker.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Vinny]

Reading this makes me think Karl must really have made the menu?

Old Guy must be so steamed right now.

http://news.yahoo.com/dont-even-thin...034744640.html

[Glenn]

Lions stink, 'Stones stink, Tigers lost, Wings can't play. So sick of this. It's like Detroit is God's toilet, and he's got the juicy runs.

[Vinny]

No updates since 12/30. Kind of concerning?