GORES BUYS PISTONS!! (Also featuring car wash tips)

[Uncle Mxy]

I'd say 80% Joe is still in charge of all those things 3 years from now. Maybe higher.

His family has been dying pretty young, and he hasn't been taking care of himself as he should.
I'm not so sure I'd give him >80% odds of being alive and kicking, let alone GM.

[Glenn]

Frustration grows as talks drag on between Pistons, Tom Gores

[DrRay11]

uck.

[Tahoe]

I bet the NBA coming in and wanting the higher price is the problem. I want to blame KDav, but not sure thats correct.

[Glenn]

I bet the NBA coming in and wanting the higher price is the problem. I want to blame KDav, but not sure thats correct.

I think you are right. I bet Stern is heavily involved here and that might be what she means by "I'm losing control of this".

[Joe Asberry]

http://www.detnews.com/article/20110...-in-sale-talks

They think the process will probably stretch through the summer and maybe even into autumn.

That means the NBA will likely not approve the sale of the Pistons until the next Board of Governors meeting in October.

[Uncle Mxy]

Another 6 months of fucking limbo. Swell.

[Koolaid]

Good!! Neither Monroe or Bynum expire, and they're the only ones on the team I give a fuck about watching. Stuck, Prince, McGrady, Summers and Wilcox expire though. I hope they do replace them all with rookies and minimum contracts. I like rooting for dudes who are underpaid and want to fucking play. I'm crazy like that. Fuck watching cripples, divas, burnouts and retards.

[Glenn]

Gores a done deal per Vince Goodwill.

[Tahoe]

Vescey didn't break this?

Also, great news.