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    Anti-jokes

    A man walked into a bar. He was an alcoholic, and it consumed his life and destroyed his family.

    A priest, a rabbi, and a monk all walk into a bar. They proceed to have a wonderful conversation and form a lifelong friendship.

    Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS.

    etc

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    Man goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I just got married and I've been getting these headaches." Doc says "It's a tumor."

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    Family in Car

    Daughter: Daddy Daddy, Where are we? Are we lost?
    Dad: No, we're not lost.
    Dad to wife whispers: We really are lost

    Same family

    Daddy Daddy, I'm hungry
    Dad: Well we're not going to hooters

    Thats some funny anti funny stuff right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fool
    Glenn.
    No joke.




    Find a new slant.

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    your momma's so fat, she's at high risk for Type 2 diabetes and heart disease.

    your momma's so stank, she's really unpleasant to be around.

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    A dog was on the side of the road. A car of young kids rode by in a car. They rolled the window down and yelled, "Whatup Dawg"
    Players meeting my ASS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tahoe
    A dog was on the side of the road. A car of young kids rode by in a car. They rolled the window down and yelled, "Whatup Dawg"

    ... but the dog didn't respond, because it was dead.



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    ^ Thats even better or is it, thats even worse?
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    Just dog tired

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