Originally Posted by NY Daily News
Originally Posted by NY Daily News
Find a new slant.
Actually, I'm not sure that'd be the case, but a possibility nonetheless.Originally Posted by Dave Dumbrowski
Players meeting my ASS!
If he's on a 1 year deal (and it didn't cause us to go cheap on Verlander) I suppose I could live with it. Otherwise no thanks.
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
This is interesting:
Last year he had 3 hits in 13 ABs at Comerica.Damon has a .363 batting average, .412 on-base percentage and .961 on-base and slugging percentage at Comerica Park. Those are his career highs in all three categories at any American League ballpark.
Starters were Verlander, Jackson and Porcello though.
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Find a new slant.
Damon screwed himself out of a lot of money. I'd take him on a 1 year deal though provided it doesn't keep us from paying Verlander.
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Damon is a Wings/Yzerman fan I guess:
http://www.freep.com/article/2010020...-Wings-Yzerman
Phil Wenneck: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
Alan Garner: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
These Johnny Damon negotiations are ridiculous. I think DD is part Peter Griffin.
Damon: I'd love to play for you.
Dumbrowski: Not interested.
Damon: I love greek people and octopi.
Dumbrowski: I'll think about it.
Damon: I love Eminem.
Dumbrowski: Howabout $2 million for one year?
Damon: Well the Braves were going to offer me $5mil. I don't really like the ATL, though.
Dumbrowski: FINE. 2 years, $14 million. Damn I'm good.
Originally Posted by WTFchris
So I should hire that big-toothed salesman as an agent and get a $15m deal from the Tigers? Is that what you're saying, Mo?
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Did I mention the tank's a tank?
Originally Posted by WTFchris
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