Around the NBA, news/game discussions (Nov. 09)

[Timone]

Jealousy is an ugly bitch.

You're right. Must suck not being able to take Walton's chillness.

[Glenn]

I'll give you a minute to edit that into something funny.

edit: that's a very mild improvement, try again

[Timone]

I'm as serious as an ankle turn.

[Timone]

Surprised PETA hasn't been on Ginobili yet.

[Timone]

Wait, nevermind.

Here's our take on it: To bludgeon a 4-ounce animal to death, it takes either a small man or a totally unthinking one-with no respect or consideration for lives humbler than his own. This is a time when athletes in particular need to be on their best behavior around any animal and show that they have brains and a heart, not just reactionary brawn.

[Glenn]

Popeye Jones DUI

[Glenn]

Apparently there is a Dan Patrick interview with Artest in the new issue of SI where Ronnie says he almost signed with the Pistons this summer.

[Fool]

I would have loved that.

[Timone]

I would have loved that.

You love when you get to say that.

[Fool]

Touche.