The Ultimate FistingForTwo Advice Thread

[FistingForTwo]

Alright, kids, it's your deal ol' Uncle Fisty here and I'm in a rather jubilant mood.

You have questions, queries, comments, concerns? You need advice? Anything and everything is open.

[Fool]

Did it hurt when you fell off those rocks?

[Timone]

Are you aware that you're Chip Caray's favorite poster?

[FistingForTwo]

Did it hurt when you fell off those rocks?

Almost as much as it hurt to father a shithead like you.


Very good question, though.

[FistingForTwo]

Are you aware that you're Chip Caray's favorite poster?

Are you aware that if you take x degree in Celcius and divide it by 9/5 and add 32 to your answer you will get the degrees in Fahrenheit. However, a quicker way to do it is (although it will only be a rough estimate) is to take the temperature in Celcius, divide it by 2 and add 30. Doing that will get you a pretty close estimate.

[Fool]

Did you shave the hair from your pits and glue it to your head? Because that's what it looks like.

[FistingForTwo]

Did you shave the hair from your pits and glue it to your head? Because that's what it looks like.

You seem like a bright kid. You also seem to be a faggot. How about I rip off your dick and glue it to your face. You'd be a faggot with a dick-nose.

[Fool]

Do you own shirts?

[FistingForTwo]

Remember kids: They are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

[Fool]

Do you think I'm funny?