TRADE: Shaq to Cavs for Ben and Pavlovic

[Glenn]

What's worse, moving to Cleveland or the taste of Shaq's ass?

[WTFchris]

can't wait for the worst officiated games in sports history.

[MoTown]

What's worse, moving to Cleveland or the taste of Shaq's ass?

I'll make my decision once Shaq raps about it.

[Big Swami]

Cleveland just purchased themselves a full exemption from whistles. It's not going to save them from the retarded Shaq drama that sinks every team he plays for, though. Here are my predictions:

1. Shaq helps for a while, and then it turns into a shit-flinging disaster.
2. Lebron uses this opportunity to frame his departure from Cleveland as his attempt to find an organization where he can find agreeable teammates.
3. Ben retires. He's not going to pick up and move to Phoenix now.

I have no idea what I'm talking about, so keep that in mind.

[Glenn]

I actually think Ben might play now, I think he just wanted out of Cleveland.

Also, thinking about the 50 gazillion upcoming LeBron references to "the big fella" is making me ill.

[Uncle Mxy]

It'll be funny as hell to see Shaq go at Mike Brown.

[Fool]

Shaq fills the middle, not sure how he's any better than Z.

He's better than Ben, that's for sure. Be funny to see him come off the bench (won't happen). If he did and handled it, I'd have mad respect for him.

[Glenn]

So 24 mins each for Shaq & Z?

I'm wondering if they would have had a better chance at retaining LeBron past this year of they had added a younger, locked up talent instead? (Josh Smith, Okafor, etc.)

[Fool]

How could they have? You think Atl or Charlotte wants Ben and Sasha?

[Glenn]

Poor examples on my part.

I'm struggling today.

Plucking someone from a team in financial trouble is what I meant.

How about David West?