DUHHH!!! No shit Sherlock!

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Awkward positions cause back pain -- was it THAT hard for them to find Kama Sutra practitioners?
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

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Presentation is key in patient information, research suggests

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

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Older adults possess important forms of expertise

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0828102259.htm

"No, older adults just exist to fuck up the lives of younger ones and should be euthanized in the name of glorious fertilizer."

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Raising children with females who take advantage drive men to early graves:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0922104013.htm

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"Sex is more likely on days college students use marijuana or binge drink"

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1007144852.htm

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Employers want college grads to provide blowjobs:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0601132144.htm

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Doctors can be bribed with food, and pricier food leads to more influence:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/business...QxJ/story.html

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If people were well, they wouldn't be sick:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/release...0217095851.htm

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Everything is awesome when you're getting laid:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-last...at-work-today/