DUHHH!!! No shit Sherlock!

[Uncle Mxy]

"Bankruptcy unattractive option for Detroit"

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/2...ors_picks=true

Thank you for that stirring insight, Detroit News!

[Uncle Mxy]

Conscientious people have higher GPAs. I never would have foreseen that, nosirreee...
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

MANBOOBS SUCK!

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Many Parents Multi-Task While Driving Kids
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

If someone paid me as much as they paid the U-M research team, I'd come to that conclusion and make animated Powerpoint slides for free!

[Uncle Mxy]

Youth More Likely to Be Bullied at Schools With Anti-Bullying Programs

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29
Tell kids don't do something and they do it.
Duh.

[Uncle Mxy]

Researchers will do anything to do research in titty bars

Study: Men do indeed ogle women's bodies

http://www.freep.com/article/2013102...-bodies-ogling

[Uncle Mxy]

Studies: Moral Outrage May Influence Jurors

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Stress in relationships may raise risk of death, especially when you're right and she's wrong

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/mobil...ath/lifestyle/

[Uncle Mxy]

If you look at her T&A, you're in it for lust, not love.
Shit, I need to get paid for this groundbreaking research:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

[Uncle Mxy]

"Sexting leads to increased sexual behavior, study shows"
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cienceDaily%29

Hate to break it to ya, but sexting IS sexual behavior!