DUHHH!!! No shit Sherlock!

[Uncle Mxy]

Study confirms beer goggles can lead to unsafe sex

http://www.northwestohio.com/news/story.aspx?id=696626

[Uncle Mxy]

Hand Counts of Votes May Cause Errors

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Couples who are married or living together will probably have more trouble parenting as a team if they have been violent toward one another during pregnancy, according to a team of psychologists

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

"Want to Limit Aggression? Practice Self-Control"

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

Really? Sometimes this shit is just too easy...

[Uncle Mxy]

"Spring Break Ritual Could Lead to Brain Damage" -- this must have been an excuse for scientists to go on a kegger:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

If your finger follows the words as you read to a child, they'll learn to read better.
I think I got the memo on that decades ago.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

No shit! This was news?!

Adam Silver: NBA prefers 82 games

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/78...2-games-not-66

[Uncle Mxy]

Researchers at the University of Iowa have found that police officers who sleep fewer than six hours per night are more susceptible to chronic fatigue and health problems

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

And of course, that doesn't prevent them from working the night shift then showing up in court during business hours for overtime pay.

[Uncle Mxy]

Psychological Abuse Puts Children at Risk

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

[Uncle Mxy]

Female Genital Mutilation Significantly Reduces Sexual Quality of Life, Study Finds
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...cience+News%29

Because nothing says "good sex life" to a woman like cutting off their clit and labia.