I still find this thread hilarious.
"Excuse me, judge. My confession can't be used cause them assholes tortured me. I confessed to whatever they wanted to stop [insert torture technique here]. I'm innocent, Your Honor. I swear."
Confession would get kicked out of court and dude goes free.
Way to save the world, USA.
You guys are gonna let a bunch of terrorists get off because you CHOSE to torure them. Should have listened to me and just fucking shot 'em on sight and buried them in the desert.
If their desert wasn't big enough we got a big one in Oz, it's called the outback and you could bury a million fuckers out there.
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