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    Quote Originally Posted by Wilfredo Ledezma
    That's the key for me.

    I wouldn't want anything to do with her if she wasn't pretty.
    Aren't you, like, 15 or something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pharaoh
    Forget the posts above mine, here's some real advice.

    Tell her the reason you are not responding to the texts and phone calls is because you think she's pissed at you. Make up some reason.

    Then when she says she's not pissed at you ask her out to dinner/lunch. She'll accept. At dinner ask her straight up if she finds you attractive or if she just wants to be friends and hang out.

    If she tells you she finds you attractive ask why you 2 haven't "made love" yet. She'll feel guilty and you'll get laid.

    When it's done and dusted get the fuck out of there. Then ignore the bitch until she goes away

    OR

    Until you need another fuck, in which case apologise profusely and take her out again, fuck her again and then just repeat the cycle.

    It's easy and it can be fun.
    This is pretty much how every dude should handle relationships with every woman he meets until he's about 38. Where you are headed with this chick is straight to the asshole. She will definitely go anal the first time you bang her.
    And never call her. Ever. Just text her once in awhile to tell her to git over to your place and grease up.
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    lol, as long as I dont get the bitch pregnant

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    Quote Originally Posted by gusman
    lol, as long as I dont get the bitch pregnant
    How is babby formed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Swami
    How is babby formed?
    LMFAO

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    Quick piece by VINNY which was a logo style of his. VINNY also did two letter throw up's by the name of FI 2.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Maury
    Gusman, you ARE the father.

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    I have nothing funny to offer... only to STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Multiple calls and texts in a short period of time is bad news. If you do tap that, it will be 100x worse and she will stalk you. Might as well purchase a new set of tires before you hit it and quit it.



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    make a move man! if you've stuck around this long it means you'd fuck her. maybe the reason she's chasing you so much is because you haven't laid down the pipe yet. girls actually like sex too- believe it or not, and when a guy DOESN'T show sexual interest in them, it messes with their head and drives them crazy.

    they will stop at nothing to have sex with you if they are mildly interested in you and you don't respond. their need to have sex with you will grow greater and greater. if they can finally get you to make a move and fuck them, then they can stop worrying that they're not pretty and they can go on living their self-absorbed little lives.

    in situations like you are in, a woman needs to feel wanted and if they don't feel that, then they will come after you until you fuck them. THAT sounds like what is going on to me.

    man up, grow some balls, turn the lights down low, and screw her. if she's still just as clingy afterwards, then yes- you might just have a crazy bitch on your hands. but at least you will have gotten laid in the meantime. right now you shouldn't be worrying about that too much, just do her. but be smart and have an exit strategy in case.

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    Exit strategy provided by me, so the mission(ary) is a Go!

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    booked the hotel room today at greektown casino for 39.99. Figure we go there, have a couple drinks then get to some serious banging.

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