Got a new bike.

[bukdow]

Is this an NCAA bike you've got?

Aw, meow.

[bukdow]

Did you put those little cardboard mail in reply cards from your Harper's magazine in the spokes bukdow?

No. Even Harper`s mail in reply cards couldn`t stand up to the way I ride. Don`t forget, chippewa, I was a bicycle messenger in SF. Therefore, my ability to consistently and precisely ride a bike at high speeds is fairly unmatched in these parts. Just ask the MSU faculty that I leave in the dust while they are riding their Lance Armstrong wannabe roadbikes.

[Zip Goshboots]

bukdow, you've NEVER told us about your days in San Francisco.

[Fool]

I feel his overall attitude tells us all we need to know about his time in the "happiest" city in America.

[Timone]

bukdow, you've NEVER told us about your days in San Francisco.

I believe bukdow is actually Dave Coulier, aka Joey from Full House.

[Timone]

I bought a Salsa Moto Rapido frame and then built the bike up from there. I must say, it is an excellent bike. It kind of got me to thinking, my bike pretty much reflects me. That being, very cool, elite and overall, out of the reach of the average knuckledragger. Then I got to thinking some more (with the help of a six-pack of Old Speckled Hen), that everybodys` bike is probably a reflection of them. So, WTF, what kind of bike do you have? Or, for those of you who no longer ride a bike (I ride to work everyday and probably ride about 120 miles a week total. just sayin` is all), what was your last bike?

I'm sorry to hear that you have a small penis.

[Timone]

Is this an NCAA bike you've got?

[Zip Goshboots]

Why parents should eat their young, or why 98% of us should be sterilized at birth.

[Timone]

These aren't bad:

[Jethro34]

Good lord