The ORIGINAL Twitter thread

[Vinny]

Wonder how long he had to think that one over.....

[Vinny]

Lol, Artest is WASTED:

Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace

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“@leeoralexandra: @MettaWorldPeace but I'm scared of your elbows too” It was an accident.. You saying u wouldn't date me?? I need a date;(


2m Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace

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I looked at myself in the mirror this morning and was scared.... "who the hell are you" in a professor klump voice





11m Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace

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His dad said " well u shouldn't be throwing elbows at people's head " directly to me.. I was do pissed.... Damnit ESPN





12m Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace

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I was at mikuni's in sacramento eating sushi.. This guy wanted a autograph for his son but I didn't know. My security turned him away....





19m Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace

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I'm trying to tell her I'm a nice guy and it was an accident... I'm googling my citizenship award to prove it.. Damnit Espn....





22m Metta WorldPeace ‏ @MettaWorldPeace

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I'm out socially right now..Lots of girls.. Just conversation.. But they scared to sit next to me.The afraid of my elbows.Not a good feeling

[Timone]

This has me legit lolling and I don't know why

Cranky Vince ‏ @CrankyVince
OHH POOR PUSSY BOY. FUCK YOU, PAL. RT @CMPunk Major League ballparks really need to get up to speed and offer vegetarian options.

[Timone]

THE RAMONA ‏ @glitter_hippie
@OfficialZBeau I think you're wonderful. <3

[Timone]

This site is horrible right now. Such a disaster. Maybe it's just me? All kinds of f***ed up.

I'm going to start using asterisks when I swear. It's funnier that way.

[Vinny]

WyattChristianMaehl? Awesome.

[Timone]

Thanks, it was either that or Richard Breth. The latter probably would have been too obvious... not that anyone REALLY cares enough to try to figure out if my names are legit or not.

[Glenn]

TWITTER IS BACK!!

[Glenn]

Now we just need the poem of the day back.

[Timone]

Do you one better: BIBLE PASSAGE OF THE DAY!!