The ORIGINAL Twitter thread

**Glenn** · 01-13-2012 11:56 AM

@NYDNInterNets: I cheated on my girlfriend while she was pregnant with our daughter.

Keep your eyes on your phone, gents. Whoops!

**Glenn** · 01-13-2012 12:11 PM

#fail

**Timone** · 01-13-2012 12:12 PM

Surprising. He doesn't look like he's into chicks IYKWIM (NTTAWWT).

**Timone** · 01-13-2012 12:12 PM

Also, he kind of looks like me.

(not really... he looks nothing like Tom Green or Kyle Orton)

**Glenn** · 01-13-2012 12:29 PM

This dude is not good at twitter.

**Timone** · 01-13-2012 12:44 PM

Must not have 800+ followers.

**Glenn** · 01-13-2012 12:59 PM

He does, but he needs to learn how to #logout.

**Timone** · 01-13-2012 01:56 PM

Soon, this thread will surpass Currently listening to....

**Glenn** · 01-13-2012 04:43 PM

Had a lil' dustup this afternoon, lol.

**Timone** · 01-13-2012 04:46 PM

Was just reading. Holy shit, awesome.

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