The ORIGINAL Twitter thread

[Timone]

Gotta piss.
4:24 PM March 12th from web

[Tahoe]

Wondering if I should get on the treadmill for a quick 15 minuter

[Glenn]

Wondering if I should get on the treadmill for a quick 15 minuter

Why not grab some nacho cheese Combos, instead?

[Timone]

Listening to some Sonic Youth.
4:33 PM March 12th from web

[Tahoe]

Tahoe is hating on Gl'enn right now cuz Tahoe needs a crunchy carb fix.

[Glenn]

What burns more calories, 15 mins on the treadmill or rubbing one out to youporn?

Zip?

[Timone]

LDB thinks Tahoe is fat.
4:34 PM March 12th from web

[Tahoe]

What burns more calories, 15 mins on the treadmill or rubbing one out to watching your neighbor shovel snow?

Zip?

fixed

[Tahoe]

LDB thinks Tahoe is fat.
4:34 PM March 12th from web

Tahoe thinks if Tahoe doesn't follow South Beach diet and run on treadmill, LDB will be correct.

Nah, actually you're right.

[Glenn]

Appeal says juror sent 'tweets' during $12.6M case

Fri Mar 13, 12:07 pm ET

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. – A building materials company and its owner have appealed a $12.6 million verdict against them, alleging that a juror was posting related messages on Twitter.com while hearing the case.

The motion filed Thursday seeking a new trial claims the juror sent eight messages — or "tweets" — to the micro-blogging Web site via his cellular phone. One read in part: "oh and nobody buy Stoam. Its bad mojo and they'll probably cease to Exist, now that their wallet is 12m lighter."

Another describing what "Juror Jonathan" did today, read: "I just gave away TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS of somebody else's money."

The motion filed by the lawyer for Russell Wright and his company, Stoam Holdings, alleges the juror researched the case and communicated with others outside the jury. Wright did not appear in court when the case was heard in Washington County in late February.

The jury awarded the money to Mark Deihl and William Nystrom, who invested in Wright's company. The company claimed its building material, Stoam, combines the insulation qualities of foam with the strength of steel.

"It was nothing more than a Ponzi scheme," said Deihl's attorney, Greg Brown. "(Bernie) Madoff is a very comparable case."

A new message posted Friday by a Johnathan Powell of Fayetteville read: "Well, I'm off to see a judge. Hope they don't lock me under the jail, and forget about me for four days."

Powell did not respond to messages for comment. A clerk for the judge said no hearings were scheduled over the matter Friday.