The ORIGINAL Twitter thread

[Fool]

Zip in 140 characters? If he could do that, I would read it.

[Uncle Mxy]

I'd tell you my Twitter account, but then I'd have to kill you.

[Tahoe]

Roseville, California

Right Now: 106 degrees

Feels like: 106 degrees

Time: Beer thirty

[Fool]

Damn DRay, you just made it to device update status.

[Glenn]

https://twitter.com/RodneyStuckey3

[Timone]

He's following Miley Cyrus. lol

[Glenn]

http://twitter.com/HasheemTheDream

The name is a little presumptuous, but you gotta love the pic, check it out at full size.

[DennyMcLain]

Gl'enns Twatter posts frighten me a little.

[Glenn]

I know you laughed at that last one.

[Timone]

Guys, if you're going to be posting links to your Twitter accounts, make sure you don't have your real name down. Dex might Google and get you like he got Goshboots.