Things that creep you out just a lil' bit

[MoTown]

The fact that Motown's fingers are probably the size of two keys on a keyboard and yet he doesn't miss-type all that often.

I (MoTown) have a scribe.

[MoTown]

Also, my scribe sucks at creating OGTs.

[Fool]

Does Zack Morris' old cell phone fit in your pocket?

[MoTown]

Not when I'm wearing my cool leather pants. But when I have jeans on, yes.

[Fool]

How many cows does it take to make a pair of those pants?

Or do you have your own giant cows like in Jack and the Beanstalk.

[MoTown]

I'm a huge advocate of animal rights. All my clothes are made of hemp.

[Fool]

Hermy might be able to get you a wholesale discount on some of that.

[Uncle Mxy]

People with a severe gift for understatement.
http://www.heraldnet.com/article/200...ates.own.penis

Self-administered penile amputations are a dangerous and painful form of self-mutilation, said Dr. Thomas Walsh, a urologist at UW Medical Center, a specialty treatment center.

No fucking shit, Sherlock!

[yourmom_is_hot]

midgets

[Vinny]

Those tiny little orange wedges that you sometimes find in the middle of an otherwise perfectly normal orange. Is that a baby orange in the middle? Wtf?