Things that are "Dad type"

[Tahoe]

and then getting out of the way cuz you know you'll put something in the wrong spot

[DennyMcLain]

Grounding a son for two days because he thought a Timberwolf was a kind of cat.

[Timone]

If only parents would start grounding their kids for being stupid....

[DennyMcLain]

If only parents would start grounding their kids for being stupid....

True dat. We'd never see Bukdow again.

[Timone]

I think forcing your kids to look up information on the cat family would be a GREAT form of punishment.

[Timone]

Or they can just force them to do book reports. It'll be a "pick your poison, you little shit" type of deal.

Damn, I'm twisted. Thank God I don't have any kids, right?

[Glenn]

-wondering if "wack" is good or bad

-upset stomachs

[Timone]

-CONSERVATIVES

[Timone]

Not understanding why ballers call each other bro, when they're not brothers.

[Vinny]

Jokes like this:

Heres how Worcester sauce got its name.

A dinner made its own sauce. The waitress lady gave one of the peeps that was eating a steak some of their sauce. The guy loved it and said "Hey lady, Whash dis here sauce? LMAO