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    Things that are "Dad type"

    -adidas
    -going to bed before 11 pm
    -tumbling classes
    -children's television
    -vans
    -not understanding ballers
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    ...Damn, I need to start working on this.

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    -listening to conversations about unloading on a girls faces
    -not having conversations about unloading on girls faces

    Note: UxKa and P are Dads but do no fall under the "Dad type".
    STEW BEEF!

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    And, for the record, Wizzle corrected me. The official term is "Dad guy" not "Dad type", but for purposes of this discussion, we'll go with this.
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    I'm pretty sure Zip wouldn't be considered a Dad guy.

    Ballers don't listen to Elvis and Sinatra.

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    Dad guys don't stop liking a song after it becomes old. They also don't just jump on the next hot artist's bandwagon because all of their friends are doing it.

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    -Not ordering from Eastbay
    -HORRIBLE DECISIONS.
    -screen printed apparel (vs. embroidered)
    -bounce parties
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
    Dad guys don't stop liking a song after it becomes old. They also don't just jump on the next hot artist's bandwagon because all of their friends are doing it.
    Saying friends and not homies.

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    things that are "Dad Guy"

    -mowing the lawn, and taking pride in it

    -shoveling the driveway, first thing in the morning

    -wearing straight leg jeans, that baggy look is for thugs

    -not playing video games or understanding the greatness of video games

    -buying clothes at Meijer, cuz' hell, they're cheaper and they do the same thing as those fancy Mall clothes

    -talking about work, "you wouldn't believe the numbers I crunched today"

    -talking about monthly bills, "what's your interest rate?"

    -grunting when going from kneeling to standing or vice versa

    -driving a "family car", it's just more sensible

    -fixing anything in the house, because you can and you have to

    -listening to talk radio that is not sports talk and watching the news

    -being out of shape, ahh the famous Dad Guy belly

    -nothing you do is "tight"

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    Did he email that to you?
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