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You speak about the Westside like you're a modern day 2Pac
I recommend you cool it, before you really do get shot
In fact, I have it on good word that he's coming
So you might want to call this thing off, or start running
You speak about the Westside like you're a modern day 2Pac
I recommend you cool it, before you really do get shot
In fact, I have it on good word that he's coming
So you might want to call this thing off, or start running
You speak of "he", in a Denali he be rumblin'
But use proper wordage, somethin like "he's cummin"
If you're good, we'll end this war
Cause wars are no good, wars are for whores.
Whores who don't give a shit, whores who don't care
We all good in my book, the table is bare.
Call off Mo, before he hurts himself sick
Sits on his gun, and blows off his dick.
Then he'll post in tiny high pitched prose
And bang less-than-hotties using only his nose.
The war is off, I'm now turning my attention
Towards a certain poster whose name I won't mention
I'm sure you've heard of 'em, he's from a certain city in Ohio
A self-admitted emo, as he stated in his myspace bio
He can no longer deny any accusations comin' from Baggins
And as for this supposed girlfriend? Pics or it didn't happen
As a matter of fact, I'm willing to bet that this kid is pretty queer
A fucking pussy decked head to toe in Cleveland Cavaliers gear
These are warning shots, I'll write a full fledged diss
The day Wilfredo Ledezma ever decides to read this
Which is to say never, because this shit ain't worth it
I'll just go back to dissin' posters that are as old as the Earth is
Tight as Hell.Originally Posted by Lord Douche Baggins
Ay yo Stevie G, you don't know me, but I know you
And I also know what you and your brothers are up to
Watermelon and fried chicken jokes? That shit ain't cool
Don't forget to catch the bus Monday, don't wanna be late for school
McLain, McLain, we've always been cool.
That's why I'll spare you from your own blood pool.
This beef with Lord Baggins has got to end,
Because my mercy only goes so far, my friend.
So now we should turn our focus to a mutual foe.
Someone who, I'm sure, loves the term "bro."
He's an Indian's fan, who claims to love lots of beavers.
But honsetly, he's probably more in to Cleveland Steamers.
I'll cut this short, for now, later I'll say more
I'll leave you with this thought as I walk out the door:
This is WTF DETROIT where we're a cut above the rest,
Your connection to us is TENUOUS AT BEST.
This was awesome.
No more single sentence posts from Mo, cuttin it loose
Laying it down like some killah named Juice.
Doing his thing, doing it right, doing it strong
Doing it like that Doctor named Seuss all day long.
Or more like Dr Dre, or something like GZA
But nothin like Ohio, that shit's all gay.
McLain is quite alright, but I'll tell you whose rhymes ain't tight
It's that fag DocTre's -- by the way, is Keith's shoulder alright?
Fucking chump posts once a week and proceeds to leave
You thinkin' you're better than WTF really makes me seethe
I know ya won't try me 'cuz you don't like HORRIBLE DECISIONS
And your rhymes are so wack, you're better off if you just sit and listen
Fucking K-Mart Sparty and you have the nerve to talk Michigan arrogance?
Especially when you've got game that's comparable to Nick Sheridan's?
As a point of reference...how good some of these are or how bad I suck at it...here goes
Fool aint cool cuz he swims in a pool with a chunk of stool
and DrRay aint gay, but he roots for the crimson and gray
nothing more to say
McClain's brain drains are cartoons that are insane
Zekyl .... is from Cleveland Yo
and whats the skinny on vinny and 'the bag' whos on the rag
and Glenns love of Ben since I don't know when
and Darko better than Melo?...HELLOOOOO!
I DISmiss chris with bliss but MoTown aint no clown
from the master blaster the detroit disaster
And as bad as that is, it definately isn't the worst post I've made.
Players meeting my ASS!
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