Why I know for certain the Lions are drafting a QB

[Tahoe]

Post #16 saved this thread. It got zero laughs from me until that.

You never know for sure where these things are going.

[Glenn]

You can guess where it's going now.

[DrRay11]

Get this: if you add a K to USC and you switch the letters around a little bit, you get SUCK -- which is what the Lions do.

I lol'd.

[Zip Goshboots]

The nail in the coffin is this: Ford is going broke, and Beyonce is the most beautiful woman in the world.
Now: Jennifer Anniston is in a movie with Owen Wilson.
There is NO cure for AIDS.
Ronald Reagan was president of the US from 1980 to 1988.
Frank Sinatra is dead.

DO YOU GET IT?

Orange is the favorite color of Henry Winkler.
Nick Saban was once a prison guard.
I put gas in my car once every two weeks (I'm green)

American cheese is way better than Limbergher cheese.

I've lost my train of thought.